Originally Posted by Spoiler

Yup.. My wife’s cousin Ruth from Atlanta visited once. My job was to sit with her at the bar on our dock while my wife was inside cooking dinner.

Ruth and I started sipping this Applepie Moonshine stuff and she said it was pretty good... She had another and another... about 30 mins later my wife walks out right as poor Ruth jumps up and says she was feeling warm and wanted to swim. She strips down naked in about 10 seconds and dives in. My wife stood there with her mouth open and said WTF did I do.. I laughed and told her to go get Ruth a towel and I would stay and watch to ensure Ruth didnt drown...

Of course, I hustled up to the house and got the towel...