Originally Posted by Spoiler

Earlier this afternoon, we heard an extremely loud noise coming from downstairs. Almost like a car crash or something. Did not know what is was. Wife and I both looked at each other like WTF just happened.... then “BAM’, heard it again. We both go running downstairs only to find Sharon sprawled out on the floor downstairs in the bedroom that she stays in.

As we look at her and ask her what happened, she gets up with a reddening face and says that she was okay. After asking her several times what was going, she finally says she was just practicing a “honeymoon maneuver” that she had read about in a magazine called “Big Brides” and was somewhat embarrassed to discuss.

It turns out she was trying to jump off the top of the dresser onto the bed and had missed.... twice...

I told her to stop it so she didn’t get hurt (or hurt the floor) and to just try and save herself for the honeymoon. Geez, its going be a long three months...