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Originally Posted by Rusty
When l worked at Elliott. We had a machinist who smelled really bad. Think he took a shower about once every two weeks. So one Christmas. We all bought cakes of soap and gift wrap them. At lunch when he went to eat. We all put the gifts on his tool box. After lunch. He seen all of these gifts on his box. He looked around to see where everyone is at. We was all hiding looking at him. He opened up the first one, and chuckled. Opened up the second one and got a puzzled look on his face. Opened up the third one and he was PISSED! There was about 25 little cakes of soap all gift wrapped.  He didn't talked to anyone for two weeks. He never got the message tho.  |
We had a guy like that at my first duty station. He bought 2 pairs of pants and 2 shirts every payday and wore one set for a week, then switched to the other set. Never did laundry either. His idea of a shower was massive application of cheap cologne. The funk from him AND his wall locker was awful. A couple of the bigger (football tackle size) Sergeants finally had enough. They grabbed his azz, frog-marched him into the shower and used scrub brushes and scouring powder on him.
It clogged up the shower...
He had the audacity to go complain to the Services officer about it...
the warrant officer called the two Sergeants into the office and told them that if he continues with poor personal hygiene, they were to repeat the GI shower as necessary...