So much for lazyboy livin'
Comcast contractor from a long time ago spliced two phone lines into one box and duct taped it under the desk
All the wires got ripped out when an office chair arm caught the box and cable and they tried to "...zoom to the printer...".
No land lines in the house work but comcast will stop out today. Had to move this ungodly heavy file cabinet out of a closet with literally 1/4" clearance on each side. Then the office desk had to be deconstructed to move it away from the wall as it weighs 50 tons. I'm fat, lazy and just want to go to bed after my shift last night.
Lets see if Comcast can screw up anything while I am sleeping. Cant wait for that fun when I wake up. I think I am done bitching, for now.