Went into one store. Had a woman hit me with shopping cart. Turned around and looked at her. She said nothing. OK, so I move on to a different aisle. I get hit again, by the same woman.
Gave her a mean look and move on. Waiting in the checkout line. I get hit again by the same woman. I turned around and said WTF is with you. She just gave me a stupid look. I turned around and let a big one rip. One nasty fart. Turned around and look to see her reaction. She was backing up and going to a different check out.
