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Originally Posted by FPenvy
hey now 
remember im still a young man 
........who despite how i feel will be playing hockey at 8pm lol cant let down the team. i'm pretty sure i'm still goign through concussion symptoms off and on the past 3 weeks as well.
for once i dont think i've heard that one or possibly a different version. |
Version I know of. It's also called Happy Endings too.
Guy goes to an Asian massage parlor looking for a nice massage and a little extra. He's standing at the counter. A older Asian lady comes out from the back room to welcome him. She tells him all the options that they offer. And that he can pick which girl gives him the massage. She yells into the back room and a couple of girls come out. He looks them over and picks the girl he wants. He picks his option and both he and the girl go into another room. She tells him to remove all of his clothes and lay face down on the table. She begins to oil him up and starts to massage his back. After about a half hour. She tells him to roll over on his back. Now he thinks this is where things will start to happen. She oils his front up and massages. By now his has a woody so hard that he can pound nails with it. She asks him if he wants the wax job. The older lady never said anything about this. He's think this is it. So he says yes to the wax job. She asks him to stand up. He does so. She has him stand next to the table and she begins to do a hand job on him for a few minutes. He's in heaven now. She gets a wooden block and places it on the table. She lays his woody on the wooden block and asks him again if he wants the wax job. He's so horny now that he can't stand it. And he says YES please do it now. She raises her hand above her head and then karate chops his woody on the wooden block with all her might. When her hand landed on his woody, ear wax shoots out of both of his ears.