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Originally Posted by JLarson
True dialogue -
<Me, looking under the sink at all the cleaning chemicals we've got>
"Megan, where did you put the floor cleaner?"
"It's in the closet, top shelf."
I grab the floor cleaner, bring it downstairs, work on cleaning for a bit. Am called away. Come back, floor cleaner missing. Go back upstairs, open the closet - no floor cleaner.
Her: "Oh, I thought you were done with that. I put it under the sink."
Wtf woman!
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That’s exactly why I can’t find anything in my house. Typical conversation with the wife is her asking me where something is and my response being, ‘Did you check (the spot it’s supposed to be)?’
Her - ‘Yes’
Me - ‘Than that’s on you, I put things back where they came from.’