Originally Posted by JLarson

True dialogue -

<Me, looking under the sink at all the cleaning chemicals we've got>
"Megan, where did you put the floor cleaner?"
"It's in the closet, top shelf."

I grab the floor cleaner, bring it downstairs, work on cleaning for a bit. Am called away. Come back, floor cleaner missing. Go back upstairs, open the closet - no floor cleaner.
Her: "Oh, I thought you were done with that. I put it under the sink."

Wtf woman!