I just love it when I get home and the first thing said is "When you get a second can you look at..."
Somehow, which is beyond even my imagination, the phone cords got wrapped around the arm of the office chair and got torn to shreds when someone fighting the stuck chair pulled
really hard. Ripped the adapter thingy out from under the desk and ripped the wire out of the rj11 terminal in the wall jack. Hooray me.
P.S. Yes we have two landlines still lol.