Originally Posted by Leingod

What size tires can my stock car run? 42.

What windshield wiper size do I get? 11

Do I use this filter or that filter? Yes to all filters

Why are parts for this car so expensive? Because you touch yourself at night

Guys, a Honda Accord just beat me! Is that normal? You were granny shifting and double clutching weren't you?

How do I shift an automagic? With the unicorn lever.

Why is the car so noisy? Why is it not noisy enough?!

I want a Tomei exhaust because it looks like my old Civic. Argument for post birth abortificants

Why can't I do a burnout? You can, you just aren't trying hard enough

Car won't start. Steering wheel won't turn. Have you tried cursing at it?

What's a CSC? Connected Socialist Commune

Why does this car only have 2 seats? There are rare models that come with 4

Can I drive it in the snow? I only ever drive mine in snow! You are failing because you are a bad driver!