So the Accord loaner I got basically crapped out in San Marcos this morning
850 miles on the odometer and every single warning lamp came on. Throttle cut to what felt like 10% meant it wasn't safe to even merge onto the highway. Dealer wouldn't return my phone calls when I tried to reach them, so I drove back to Austin on the frontage road wherever I could and put my flashers on the few times I had to enter the highway.