Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

Honestly.... call me a conspiracy theorist but... I think they corporations are draining masculinity from the middle class American male. Theres an assault on anything that makes us men.

Sports cars

Guns

The BOY scouts

Anything that gets our testosterone pumping that we enjoy as men/boys. They want us in skinny jeans driving Prius' and drinking Starbucks while chatting with other guys about trimming our beards and having debates about being fair to our wives.

Fvck that.
Gimmie gasoline.
Gimmie beer.
Gimmie Android
I don't want azz hugger jeans.
And I don't wanna be all up in my feelings like a pansy.

I wanna go fast n burn gas. FTW