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Originally Posted by theDreamer
Did he give you a ticket or the...I could give you a ticket, but am going to let this one slide, bs line?
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As in: "your going to recieve a citation..." before i even grab your license and insurance type of guy. Didn't even ask me Why were you going soo fast? Or, anything like that.
So i ask: Sir, can i see the gun that shows my speed?
Officer: sure hold on
Me(Thinking) CRAP, i thought that would work
Officer: shows me the gun.
Me: WHen was it last calibrated?
Officer: They are calibrated every night before we go out. I'm using the LIDAR laser sights. I pointed it at your right front headlight
Me: slient...
Officer: where do you work? //asked my wife the same thing...How long you've worked there?
Me(thinking) why does where i work matter? I work for ROCKSTAR Studios and i designed GRAND THEFT AUTO 2,3,4,5,6 PIGGY. The part where I'm a bad A $ $ and all the cops couldn't stop me(again me thinking not saying)