My neighbor next door is so funny. He's an old divorced racist curmudgeon. He just looks for $hit to complain about. My outside grill blows smoke over his way when the wind is just right. Recently, he actually pulled out some industrial wind fan from his shed and set it up on his back porch to blow the smoke away from his house, making this huge racket cursing all the while. When he peeked over the fence, I asked him if it wouldn't have been easier to just close his windows for 30 minutes (I've suggested this before
).
Overall we have a good relationship though. And he was super supportive when I told him about the divorce. He just blows up at the most minor things sometimes. I just laugh.
He recently bought a nice little white Miata with black hard top with supercharger. It's pretty slick