Originally Posted by JLarson

My wife finds it pretty amusing listening to my brother and I playing Total War.
Her: "I thought you guys were on the same team!"
Me: "Yup."
Her: "Whats with all the smack talk??"
Me: "Look, if Joe is using cavalry like a pederast, I'm going to tell him that!"
Joe: "I can hear you!"
Me: "You were meant to!"