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Originally Posted by Spoiler
Good morning all Black Friday Shoppers.... just a few simple rules to go over before we start...
-Please refain from gouging out anyones eyeballs over the 50% off gift wrap sale
-Do not ram shopping baskets into others just to ensure that you get the last “buy one-get one” decorative hand towel gift set
-Remember to not choke anyone that may cut in front of you in the checkout line
-No discharging firearms errantly in the parking lot if someone steals the spot you were waiting for
And most of all, have a safe and pleasant shopping experience this joyous holiday season
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Man!...........................................You take all the fun out of shopping on Black Friday. Like taking a shopping cart and running over their toes, and hitting them in the back of the ankle with it too. Having stare downs over something that you're not going to buy anyway. Loading up the cart with all the hot must have items, then leaving it sit near the check out.