Would anyone care to go to a wasteful wedding for me today? I can be using the whole day to get work done, prep the car for winter, or cook a very good meal.
Instead, I'll get to watch a complete joke of a wedding and ceremony go down. They never practiced their vows, requested my gf to video the event literally last night. Had 3 bridesmaids drop out and replaced with even more random people. Lost their priest 3 times apparently. No open bar. Spaghetti or chicken for dinner. Brides dad already forgot the rings. And I give it a year before they're divorced and saying hateful things on Facebook.
Really can't stand when my girlfriend says yes to these things. Her heart is in the right place, but nothing positive will come from this.
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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