Originally Posted by onzedge

Travel Fun

I went through the TSA Pre-check line in Sacramento today and was selected for “additional screening”.

TSA Guy: Is this your stuff?

Me: Yes.

TSA Guy: Do not touch anything.

Me: OK.

TSA Guy: Do you have any electronics in your bags?

Me: Yes.

TSA Guy: What?

Me: Laptop, iPod, hotspot, cell phone, battery pack and a tablet.

I pointed out where each was located in my laptop bag and he took everything out and swabbed it.

TSA Guy: What is in your roller bag?

Me: Clothes and my unmentionables – it is also locked. The combination is 0-0-0.

He then took several swabs.

TSA Guy: You are good to go.

Me: Thank you.

TSA Guy: No, thank you for making this easy.

Me: How so?

TSA Guy: When I saw you waiting for me you looked like the kind of guy who was going to give me a lot of trouble.

Me: There you go.