Originally Posted by Fuzzzy

I'm a ****--a lazy **** to be precise.

Being a lazy ****, I'd like to point out that OP could have typed two characters into Google and found his answer. Far easier than typing out the entire question here--and less inconvenient to the person who had to answer such a simple question.

On the other hand, maybe that signifies that OP has a good work ethic and doesn't like to take easy shortcuts.

Edit: Wait. Why is my word censored when the plural form is fine in what I quoted? N/M. Rhetorical question. I should probably just ask Google.