A Father is sitting with his three daughters, one comes up and asks
"Daddy, why am I named Rose?"
Dad says "Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal flew in through the window and fell on your head."
The second daughter asks "Daddy, why am I named Daisy?"
Dad says "Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."
The third daughter shouts "DDDDDDUUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
Dad replies "Shut up, Cinderblock."
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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