Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Italian Prime Minister: What was that?!?!? Earthquake?

Flunky: No, Prime Minister. Some Yankee running dog named EW blew up our septic system.

Italian Prime Minister: DEPORT HIM!!!!!!

Flunky: Where to, sir?

Italian Prime Minister: FLORIDA!!!!!!!


(apologies to kenchan for the blatant rip-off)....