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Originally Posted by njobe89
you can't go to italy... they don't have heavy duty toilets over there. you would clog up the whole septic system and be banned from italy for life   |
Italian Prime Minister: What was that?!?!? Earthquake?
Flunky: No, Prime Minister. Some Yankee running dog named EW blew up our septic system.
Italian Prime Minister: DEPORT HIM!!!!!!
Flunky: Where to, sir?
Italian Prime Minister: FLORIDA!!!!!!!
(apologies to kenchan for the blatant rip-off)....
