chubbs

1. Oncoming traffic that doesn't get out of the way when I am overtaking a stationary vehicle in town, just because it's "their side of the road".

2. Old people.

3. Women*.

4. 'Drivers' who won't get out of my way, even when I'm flashing and honking at 130mph, right on their slowa** tails, just because they're jealous of me, or think that 130 is fast enough - Ha!

5. Pedestrians (except beautiful ones).

6. All Other vehicles.

7. Anyone else - especially people who won't race me off the lights ...and the ones who do.

8. People.

9. Policemen who pull me over for ridiculous reasons like 'speeding' just because they're jealous too.

10. People who pull up behind me at the lights, leap out of their cars, run up to me and smash their fists on my windscreens, shouting all the time for no reason. Why does everyone do that these days?


*men too.

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