Hey! I forgot all about our Wapakoneta brother. I used to have some family there (actually may still be some, just too many cousins away to keep track.)
And BTW, I've NEVER hit the passenger window lock and been confused. (aherm).
Have you tried to do the long reset? Door closed. Power button on. Push window button to the down position avoiding "auto". Hold for about 20 seconds. Then pull to the up position, again avoiding "auto". Hold in the up position for another 20 seconds.
For some reason, any time I've taken the door panels off, I've had to do this long reset. I panicked the first time too. Partly because there was a storm coming and both windows were all the way down.
Hope this helps.