Kid with 30 stickers on his rear windshield. Dude... you drive a WRX RS with a 3 inch mega man pipe sticking out the abck. You're not fast, you're not cool, and mud flaps are ugly, and it sounds like a TC lawnmower.
Then we have the new girl in finance. Driving her Audi A6 thinking she's the fastest thing ever. She says it's the 340 hp version yet the badges only say 2.0.....
Last, we had a taffyapple lady in a huge Jeep Cherokee stop at the red light. Look both ways while slowly creeping forward. And then just floors in through the red light. Never a cop around when you need one....
All within the 10 minute drive to work this morning.
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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