Teacher: what's wrong?
Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I'm sleeping,
I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye
Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.
The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.
Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?
Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping...
I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & mom start moving, u know, Mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.
Then my dad asked my mom, "R u coming?"
Mom said, "Yes, I'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answer: "Yes."
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm coming too.
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