I had my 2013 Nismo (100% stock) for two days before the CSC let loose. In that time a teenager working at McDonalds hit on me. Also, some random guy driving in front of me but turning left on a side road stuck half his body out of the car to give a thumbs up. I have no idea what all of that is about. My daily driver costs 3x what the Nismo does new and no one seems to care about a big *** SUV.
I think some of your ricer problems could be solved with a high-quality radar detector and driving your car with a little aggression. You don't have to set new track records going to the grocery store but your car was not made to run in the right hand lane 5 MPH under the speed limit. Get a clear bra installed and don't give them the opportunity to get in front of you.