Played like dookie golfing all the way until the 9th hole. Par 5. 453 yards. Bombed my drive 304 according to gps right into the trap on the right. Ball was right at the back of the trap so i chipped out sideways and lost 3 yards. Then used my 7 iron to land it 7 feet short of the hole by some unknown miracle followed by what felt like a Tiger Woods putt where the ball just ever so gracefully drops in from the slowest roll showing my Nitro ball logo.
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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