Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

The problem here Wonka, is that Wanderer is really jungle Z. He lives in his parents house, Has no car, is obsessed with the Z, reads us enjoying our cars and gets jelly, tries to cause a mass inferiority complex by worshipping another car and telling us how inferior our cars are...
Then he pretends to buy something else to tell us how the Z just didn't cut it.... All this while in between stressing the Z's shortcomings in a weak and unsuccessful attempt to add insult to injury.

He really believes that people

a) believe him
b) give a ****

But we don't. In the end the Only thing you will be impounding is his pee Wee Herman bike and if he's lucky? A big burly burglar will violate him anally in jail overnight. Which would be the only sex he got outside of lotion and taboo porn.

It's jungle Z man.