Ok guys I finally found a way to do it after getting hump hose couplers. Here's pretty much what I ended up doing.
1. The two bottom couplers are only attached to the pipes the width of the clamps.
2. The coupler that goes to the sc volute had to be forced up a bit on the side closest to you (the coupler will be in more on one side than the other - mounted slanted pretty much)
3. The bottom side of the 45 degree coupler - I shoved the pipe in ALOT more, which helped bring the piping at equal height to the bottom piping.
There's a negligible amount of kinking still, but it looks pretty damn good now. The only issue I'm having right now is that the pipe is touching my fog light now, but I'll deal with that later. Please refer to the pics for reference.
