Just ate a damn smoked turkey leg for lunch at work. CFO called me to fix his PC while i was eating.
*walks into his office*
Me: Sup
CFO: What. The. Fak.
Me: Turkey leg. Want sum?
CFO: You're not touching my keyboard you neaderthal
Me: Me have club. me smash. Ohhh ah ha
CFO: you can leave...
Me: Me. I.T. Me fix. *Walks out*
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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