Originally Posted by Leingod

So, as many of you remember. I had that massive EW explosion moments after the graduation Saturday. As I was in the bathroom...

Me: Gratuitous noises from hell
Stall next to me: Dude, you need to get your bowels checked out
Me: it's ugly in here
Stall: That's a quad flusher
Me: The porcelain might just crack
Stall: You're in a college bathroom. They're reinforced.