Well, when I was in the Marines, the part of the base were I stayed was in bum fuk Egypt. Those plump piglets would come all the way out there because none of the other women would and a drunk Marine would park his mule in any stable. If you didn't have a car, you were left trying to hog tie one of these heifer's down at the end of the night.
Thank God for Hustler, Cheri, Swank and Leg Show magazine.
