Originally Posted by Leingod

Well this just happened...

Boardmember: Wifi password
Me: Silently just takes phone and types in it
Board: Picks laptop up off my desk that i'm imaging
Me: Can you not touch that?
Board: I own this
Me: No. The company owns it. Now put it down.
Board: I need a laptop for todays meetings.
Me: To bad. Go through the proper channels and i'll issue you one.
Board: You don't say that to me.
Me: Test me. Please. I'll have your account locked down quicker than you can get security.
CFO walks over: He's right. Sign a release form and he will issue you one.
Me: Don't mess with a pissed off I.T. guy.