Originally Posted by lovemyvq

Here's what you need to do, please follow steps closely:

1. Sell your Z. This is imperative and the rest of the steps will negate themselves if not strictly adhered to.
2. Buy a lifted truck. Any brodozer will do!
3. Buy a pair of white oakley gascans (very important to winning that they're white)
4. Buy a metal mulisha t shirt
5. Buy a tin of chewing tobacco
6. Buy a Fox racing hat
7. If you have any attractive cousins, or even not that attractive doesn't really matter, ask them to marry you.

There you go my friend, a winning formula! You can't possibly lose next time.