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Originally Posted by madwi
Call one of the night: Just thought you should know that water is leaking from room xxx's shower all over the floor.
me: And IT should stop the water flow how?
Caller: well you have tools right?
Me: Let me transfer your call. please hold.
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CEO: I submitted a ticket for you to put a watermark on a PDF document.
Me: uhhh, I don't know how (lies). Nor do I have the software to perform that action. It's more of our graphic designers job.
CEO: this is an important doc. She can't see it.
Me: we deal in olive oil. Who do we assassinate next? Bertolli?
CEO: now I remember why we hired you. (He got her to watermark it)