03-28-2016, 01:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Originally Posted by RicerX
Welcome everyone! It's time to play everyone's favorite internet game! No... it's not p0rn... it's everyone's OTHER favorite internet game... "What In The Fvck Are You Talking About?"
I'm your host, RicerX.
Today's first contestant comes to us from the far away land known as Trollville. He specializes in creating various internet avatars based on his prowess for spelling out consonants, forgetting apostrophes, and confusing the words 'now' and 'know'. He peruses car forums by day... and by night. Much to the opposite of his arch rival Unknown needing to keep a list in his iPhone archiving snatch activity, our contestant recently furiously celebrated his favorite holiday, Palm Sunday, by continuing what he does everyday anyway. He is... KAY... ZEE!!!!
Today, Kay.Zee, your challenge is the following:
Name one Honda currently produced that rivals the Nissan GT-R! You have 10 seconds.
BZZZZT. What was that? I didn't give you 10 seconds? Well that's because you have NO IDEA WTF you're talking about! The above challenge is impossible.
Next challenge:
If Nissan were the producers of Ambien, name one Japanese brand that would continually outperform them on every level!
Your guess was correct - TOYOTA! You win a Camry! Wait... you already have one? That's right. You're a Camry driver. GTFO.
Final challenge:
HOW DO YOU SPELL JAPANESE?!
You guessed: "Japenese". BZZZZT. GTFO. "Japen" is a type of rat found only in West Papua, Indonesia. It is not a country that produces vehicles.
I'm sorry guys... that's all the time we have for today on "WHAT THE FVCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
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LMFAO! Snatch is a great topic!!!
This was amazingly fun to read! Thanks!!!
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