I parked in the gravel area of a parking lot extension a few weeks back. My buddy shows up and said he saw my car and parked next to me. Cool. Whatever. But then I leave the gym and walk out to my car only to discover he was parked so close that I could barely open my own door.
I sent him a text. See below. And I really wasn't joking. I ******* hate it when people try to do me favors without me asking for a ******* favor.