yesterday i was putt putting along in my fit to go pickup supper. all the cars around me were going faster than usual so i was like damn i should pick up the pace a little..
next light, i saw some pos chevy on my left, a camry on my right. light turns green so i sped off a tad faster than usual. this camry on my right floored it so i was like ok, why not, i floored the fit too since my car doesnt go that fast anyway. this camry accelerated exponentially faster and i was like dogdamn da fak did he put in his camry?!
and i see the tail lights and it was one of those larger audi sedans.

i was happy for him dat he was faster, but sad for him cause i truely thought it was a toyota camry until i saw his tails.