An interesting exchange from yesterday upon my return from the dentist:
Me: Hi baby
Mrs. Dr. onzedge™: Greetings
Me: What's new?
Mrs. Dr. onzedge™: The mail lady just left
Me: Cool
Mrs. Dr. onzedge™: You have a small package
Me: Say what?
Mrs. Dr. onzedge™: Oops. Ha.