Or how about this one.
Two months after getting my Z, I drove an hour to Fontana Nissan for a quick inspection on an ecu noise issue. Dropped the car off to the service guy and waited less than 10 minutes in the waiting room and the service manager came running in.
Him: excuse me...is the grey 370z yours?
Me: yes.
Him: something happened to your car...
Me: okay...what happened?
Him: uh...one my tech took it for a test drive and a street light fell on your car.
Me:...
And that wasn't the end of it