Sales: My laptop doesn't last long on flights
Me: It's rated to last 14 hours...
Sales: I get maybe 3 hours
Me: It has nothing to do with the 19 excel sheets you have open since last week, 2 netflix tabs open, 30 chrome tabs, 3 games of solitair, and all the virus laden crap from porn sites resting within your files.
Sales: Keep this quite and i'll get you a case of Oktoberfest
Me: deal
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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