So I'm driving to work. My commute makes me take a left onto a busy boulevard and the light for it is insanly long. As I approach the light, I see a Mazda 3 with flashers on and the drivers side door open. The light is green and the car isn't moving. I get behind it and I see a very large women on the sidealk to my right buying a rather large baggie of white powder in plain view of anyone who drives by. She then literally tries to run back to her exposed car, trips, hits her face on the cement and white powder goes everywhere. I then have 2 cop cars come flying from behind me and box her in from the front. Cop waves me through as I was her get heaved into the back of a squad car.
Da fuq did i just witness 0_o???
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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