Boss called:
boss: reboot the firewall
me: I'm taking a nap right now!
boss: reboot the firewall in 2 hours
me: You underestimate my sleeping abilities
boss: sad, but true.... why'd we hire you again?
me: for those moments when I electrocute myself and hit my head under the desk.
boss: worth. every. penny.
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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