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Originally Posted by Davey
IMO, the true art of professionalism is in making your co-workers look and feel like incompetent asses in ways that can't possibly get you in trouble.
For example, rather than call someone a "colossal fuckup who couldn't find their *** with both hands and a map" like you really want to, simply point out the person's numerous mistakes in a factual manner. Then, when they complain to anyone that you're making them look bad, then actually end up making themselves look even worse, because you've provided evidence rather than just an opinion.  |
Or ya know. Just drink bleach. Makes my job easier with less moronic printer requests. And I won't look dumb since she's the one drinking bleach. Better yet, I'm bringing in a bottle of Ammonia tomorrow.