CS guy next to my desk is training a new girl.
Him: I have a few more things to show
Me: *loudly* I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!
Him: On a magic carpet ride??
Me: A WHOOOLLLEEEE NEW WORLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!
The whole office: laughting hysterically
CFO: Mike, you have issues....
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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