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Old 09-01-2015, 09:05 AM   #8782 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty View Post
Start doing some squats. I'm the same way I don't have an a$$.
I'm already in the gym. Weigh a healthy 160lbs. Dress pants and khakis are just my bane. Seems like 36-30's are what I need to fit properly in them. But jeans can be 32's or even 30's. Makes no sense.

I've never owned a pair of pants that make my junk look like Ron Jeremy. The bulge is INSANE. And I'd be appreciative of it if I could freaking breathe in these things. I don't have love handles or a mushroom top EVER. I put dress pants on and I feel like I gained 50 pounds of pure fat.

Measured the waist of a pair that's supposedly 32 yesterday. The actual size was 29.....
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