On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, giving them the rules of campus.
"The female dorm will be out-of-bounds for all male students, as will the male dorm for female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 for the first offence, $60 for the second offense, and $180 if you're caught a third time."
A male student in the crowd yelled out, "How much for a season pass?"
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This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan.
Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan
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