A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man " Shit, that must be my husband!
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman "I'm your husband, you slut!"
So the woman answers "Oh, yeah?! And why were you fuckin running you son of a bitch!"
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