Originally Posted by kenchan

happy times ahead.


so tonight i have to dyson the house... i need to vent about that pos shark vacuum cleaner my wife got for our basement a few yrs back getting tricked by all the f-ked up advertisement.

the thing is so poorly designed it's like a f-king joke. like putting your gas and brake pedal in the passenger footwell while you have your steering wheel in your driver's seat.

how the f- did they come up with such garage? the cord comes out of the machine on the wrong side to start (right), there is no hook to hold the cord high on the handle so ur machine gets tangled often on its own cord, the extensions are located on the left side which is the wrong side for 90% of people because majority is right handed. at least have a way to swivel it around to the other side or something.

then the power switch you gotta kinda bend over to turn on/off cause it's positioned so low, and is a pos 3way rocker and a pita to switch into suction only mode without accidentally turning it off or go into brush mode.. the thing drives like shitt cause it doesnt steer like dyson's BALL either.